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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
- Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
- Funny names?
- Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
- That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
- I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
- You know the fellows’ names?
- Yes.
- Well, then who’s playing first?
- Yes.
- I mean the fellow’s name on first base.
- Who.
- The fellow playin’ first base.
- Who.
- The guy on first base.
- Who is on first.
- Well, what are you askin’ me for?
- I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.
- I’m asking you–who’s on first?
- That’s the man’s name.
- That’s who’s name?
- Yes.
- When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
- Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.
- Who is?
- Yes.
- So who gets it?
- Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
- Who’s wife?
- Yes. After all, the man earns it.
- Who does?
- Absolutely.
- Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?
- Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
- I’m not asking you who’s on second.
- Who’s on first!
- St. Louis has a good outfield?
- Oh, absolutely.
- The left fielder’s name?
- Why.
- I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.
- Well, I just thought I’d tell you.
- Then tell me who’s playing left field?
- Who’s playing first.
- Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?
- Why.
- Because.
- Oh, he’s center field.
- Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?
- Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?
- Tell me the pitcher’s name.
- Tomorrow.
- Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
- Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.
- I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
- Don’t get excited. Take it easy.
- I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.
- Yeah, it could be.
- Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.
- Because.
- Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.
- What was that?
- I said, I DON’T CARE!
- Oh, that’s our shortstop!
MelodicTronic FM Radio playing melodic, techno, tech house, house, minimal and drum n bass music Saturday night from 10-11pm(PST).
Hello and welcome yet again to another MelodicTronic FM Radio broadcast from our Laguna Beach Radio station, KX FM 104.7 FM. Our show tonight will be purely acid house arranged and mixed by our resident DJ Lou Acosta. For those who are new to Acid House music, Acid House is a sub genre of House music originating in the mid 80’s from Djs in Chicago, Il and reaching to the UK and Europe. The Roland TB-303 synthesizer is the machine most known for creating the “acid” style bass lines. This is done by modulating the frequencies and resonance controls to create…well what you hear.
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Track ID List: Lou Acosta on MelodicTronic FM
1.Drop Bear (Tin Man Lovers Acid Remix) by Pedestrian
2.X Feat. Thomas Gandey (Original Mix) by Thodoris Triantafillou, Cj Jeff, Thomas Gandey
3.Oqut (Original Mix) by Sam Waller
4.3B3 (Robacid Vs Babicz Mix) by Nick Muir, John Digweed, John Twelve Hawks
5.The Beat (Beatappella) by DJ Pierre, Supernova
6.Nu Acid – Robert Babicz Smiling Remix by Pete Heller
7.Acidcome – Original Mix by Robert Babicz
8.Chord Kaoss (Original Mix) by Mark Fanciulli
9.DAINTO (Original Mix) by Paul Nazca
10.Skuz (Original Club Mix) by Spektre
11.Energy Flash (Original Mix) by Joey Beltram
12.Barrow Boy Acid by Ben Sims
13.We Are Phuture (Carl Cox & Steve Ward Mix) by DJ Pierre, Carl Cox, Steve Ward and Phuture – We Are Phuture (Carl Cox & Steve Ward Mix)
14.Come Together (Supernova 2013 Remix) by DJ Pierre, Felicia
15.Reality Check – Vincenzo Remix by Audio Soul Project
16.Starchild (Original Mix) by Sasha Carassi
17.Turn Of Your Phone Trev (Original Mix) by Wax Hands
18.Splash (Original Mix) by Benjamin Damage
19.Wasps Under A Toy Boat – Original Mix by Phil Kieran