2. Merry War on Christmas

Are you sick and tired of Christmas carols? Do you reluctantly slog into the mall, hear the opening strains of Little Drummer Boy, and feel a sudden, violent urge to shove a candy cane up Rudolf’s chimney? Well then, this is the show for you. Twelve different versions of the same damn song relieved only by the demented musings of some crusty old road warrior. If you can survive this you can get through anything Macy’s throws at you. Check it out! That is, of course, unless you’re chicken.